This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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