I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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