We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize