why didn't you poke me back
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Randomize
