Me. At least after what I've been through.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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