Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
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I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
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Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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