you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
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Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
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There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
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