i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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