wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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