Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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