I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Randomize
