I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
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I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
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I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.