Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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