i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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