Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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