This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
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You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
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They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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