we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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