Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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