remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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