trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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