Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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