Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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