whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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