Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
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I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
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So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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