Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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