I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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