Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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