So drunk its hurt
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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