Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
She just used a chaser for red wine.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
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I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
this will be a night to untag.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
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I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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