I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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