whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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