You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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