I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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