Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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