she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
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I need you to use more vowels.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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