you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
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We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Even my vagina gasped.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
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Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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