Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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