just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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