ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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