i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
I have post one night stand depression
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