I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
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That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
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Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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