i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
So vagazzling was a success
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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