Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
There r osticjed everywhere
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Randomize
