youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
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Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
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Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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