Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
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Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
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I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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