I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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