Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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