Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I wannas sexs uuuuu
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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