i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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