it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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