I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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