i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
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He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
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This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
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