I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
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For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
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I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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